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Fried But Not Chicken

Fried But Not Chicken

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🦅 Printed in the U.S

Color
Size
SIZE CHEST WIDTH BODY LENGTH
XS16 ½"27"
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"
3XL28"33"

Fried But Not Chicken

$29.99
$29.99 $34.99
SAVE 14% Sold out
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FRIED BUT NOT CHICKEN – Colonel who?

He’s crispy on the outside… and baked on the inside.
Zero clucks given.
High in Protein, Higher in Vibes.

🕶️ You don’t have to shout to stand out.
💬 Made for the ones who speak less, but say more.

🧵 100% combed cotton.
🍁 Soft like your best thought — structured like your cleanest move.
👕 Unisex fit. Clean shoulders. Relaxed body. No weird bulges.

🚫 No tags. No loud prints. No unnecessary anything.
🎯 Just a good tee — for good presence.

📦 Ships in 1–3 days.
📮 Delivered clean. No filler, no hype, no distractions.

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THE ESSENTIALS

The Cut & The Feel

Unisex fit. Not tight, not baggy. Just clean.
100% combed cotton.

Wash It Like You Care

Cold wash, inside out.
No dryer. No ironing on print. Easy.

No Loud Things

Made to be seen, not shouted.
Minimal look, lasting presence.

Delivered With Intent

We keep it simple and sharp.
Shipped in 1–3 days, no extra fluff.

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from 5 reviews
Looks Better On Than I Expected

The shirt was a bit wrinkled out of the package, but once I ironed it, it looked great. The print feels solid, not like it’ll wash off after a few runs.

Rachel Kim
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Cool Design, Got Compliments

The design’s what drew me in—simple but with a little edge. My roommate even asked where I got it, so that’s a win in my book.

Jasmine Rodriguez
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Worth the Wait

It took like a day longer than expected to arrive, but not a big deal. Been wearing it casually and it’s held up nicely in the wash so far.

Tyler Nguyen
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Color Slightly Off, Still Happy

Color’s slightly different than I expected—looks a bit darker in person—but I still really like it. Fit is relaxed and comfy, which is what I was going for.

Marcus Bennett
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Good Quality, Accurate Sizing

I wasn’t sure about the sizing, but the medium ended up working well. The material’s soft without feeling too thin, which I appreciate.

Olivia Parker
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